Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I woke up under a house in Key West
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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