2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I can feel your judgement through the phone
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
