They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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