By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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