He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Randomize
