She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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