Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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