if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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