Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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