he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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