New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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