Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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