Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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