Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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