Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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