she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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