Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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