That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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