her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
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Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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