i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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