I didn't shave. On purpose
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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