well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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