She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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