This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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