You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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