fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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