K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
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She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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