Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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