i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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