happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
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Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
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