I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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