everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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