The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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