You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
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ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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