That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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