I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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