i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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