my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
he thought i was a dude.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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