is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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