So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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