Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
The struggles of a small town man whore
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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