no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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