I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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