ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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