so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
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I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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