used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
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I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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