Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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