Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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