you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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