I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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