You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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