They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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