So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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