Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Let's get the cat blown out
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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