I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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