I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
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She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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