he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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